Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
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