i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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