I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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