we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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