So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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