I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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