so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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