well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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