weddingsv make me drug and hornr
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
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