you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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