So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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