ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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