You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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