id be glad to
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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