Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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