All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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