The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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