I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Dignity is for republicans.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Randomize