You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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