Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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