North Korea, Best Korea!
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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