this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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