Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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