her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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