yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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