why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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