yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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