so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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