I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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