Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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