I like to think it a success when the cops are called
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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