the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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