My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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