belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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