i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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