after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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