I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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