he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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