brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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