we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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