we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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