Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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