brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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