there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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