Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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