I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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