To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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