Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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