He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Randomize