And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
how drunk are you?
Several
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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