yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Randomize
