Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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