I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
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