Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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