You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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