Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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