The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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