I love black thongs
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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