He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Randomize
